Here's a thing I never expected to say in my life:
"I think I just leveled up from getting sucked off during a boss fight."
But we'll get to that.
Let's rewind.
Dungeon Nexus – Boss Room
The chamber was huge — obsidian floors, glowing pink sigils, and a ceiling that looked like it was breathing.
In the center, a floating crystal pulsed like a heartbeat.
And then it spoke.
"CHALLENGERS… ENTERED. TEMPTATION TRIAL: INITIATED."
The walls lit up. Chains dropped. Shadows pooled.
A massive, voluptuous figure formed out of energy and silk — six arms, four breasts, red glowing eyes, and a voice like honey poured over fire.
[Dungeon Boss: Matron of Desire – Lust Construct (Lv. 45)]
Traits: Seduction Fields, Charm Drain, Pleasure-Linked Attacks
Weakness: Focus Disruption, Mirror Reversal, Emotional Rejection
"Oh good," I muttered. "It's a horny goddess monster. Classic."
Mei cracked her knuckles. "Dibs on stabbing something soft."
Iris grinned. "Nope. This one's mine."
Then, without warning, she lunged — flipping, vanishing mid-air, and reappearing behind the boss with blades already swinging.
The Matron reacted fast — one arm blocked, one claw slashed, one grabbed.
"Gotcha," the boss purred.
Iris gasped — and moaned.
The boss was literally draining her through contact. The air shimmered with erotic tension. Even I felt it.
[Passive Aura – Lust Fog: Libido Increased 22% / Control Reduced]
"Iris—!" I shouted, stepping forward.
Too late.
She was already twitching, caught in the boss's grasp, her body reacting like she was on the verge of—
Then she smiled.
Oh no.
[Skill Activated – Mirror Sync: Reverse Sensation Transfer]
She slammed both hands into the boss's chest. And reversed the drain.
The Matron shrieked in surprise.
"You wanna mess with my body?" Iris growled. "Cool. Let's see how you like it."
The boss twitched, staggered, and… blushed?
I blinked. "Did she just make the boss come?!"
[Matron of Desire – Stability Dropped: 95% → 67%]
Status Effect: Overstimulated
Iris landed beside me, panting, sweat glistening off her skin. "Okay. That was hot."
"You're insane."
"You love it."
"Terrifyingly true."
Fighting, Fumbling, and Falling Into Her Trap
The boss shrieked again, snapping her fingers — a ripple of pink energy slammed into the ground, forming a binding sigil under my feet.
"Shit!"
I froze. Couldn't move.
[Status: Paralyzed – Charm-Linked]
Escape Possible via Emotional Anchor OR Partner Sync
"Anchor? What the hell does—"
Iris jumped me.
No hesitation.
Straddled my lap mid-fight like it was second nature. Our mouths crashed. Her tongue found mine. She ground down against me like we were the only two in the world.
[Sync Initiated – Mirror Assassin Bond: 12% → 25%]
Seducer's Resonance Activated
EXP Gain: x1.5
Libido Spike: 92% → 100%
She leaned in, whispering against my lips, "Let me help. Don't fight it."
My body said yes. My brain tried to protest.
Then she slipped her hand into my pants, and—
[Bond Trigger: First Intimacy – Iris]
[Skill Sync Boosted]
[Level Up! → Level 11]
+5 Stat Points, +1 Skill Point
New Trait Flagged: "Kiss of the Killer" – Temporary Buff After Combat Intimacy
[Title Unlocked: "Seduced Mid-Fight"]
…Wow.
"Oh my god," I gasped. "Did I just—?"
"Yep," she purred. "You're welcome."
The paralysis broke.
I exploded off the floor, weapon glowing with pink fire, and cracked my bat straight into the boss's chest.
[Critical Hit – Matron Core Integrity: 67% → 39%]
Raven's shotgun followed — BOOM, straight to the head. Lira's light pulses sealed wounds and staggered the enemy with flashes of divine disruption.
We had the momentum now.
Post-Battle Fallout (And Raven's Warning)
The Matron collapsed into shimmering dust, moaning her defeat like a bad hentai outro.
The room settled. The air cooled.
I sat down hard, panting, sweaty, and slightly still-dazed from… everything.
Iris collapsed beside me, smirking. "Dungeon cleared. Bodies drained. Dicks happy."
"You're a menace."
"Uh-huh."
[Bond Update – Iris: 25% → 35%]
Bonus: Mirror Tag Passive – Auto-evasion chance during combat if near Iris
Mei laughed. "Okay, she's officially our chaos mascot."
Lira smiled faintly but didn't speak. Her eyes flicked to me, thoughtful… measuring.
Then Raven stomped over.
I stood, still adjusting my pants.
She grabbed my arm — hard.
Dragged me away.
Down a tunnel.
Into a quiet corner.
She slammed me against the wall.
"I get it," she said, voice low, shaking. "You're the Harem Master. Your class needs… that."
She looked away.
"But if you keep throwing yourself into every pair of legs that smiles at you… you're going to break."
"I'm not—"
"You are." Her voice cracked. "You're not some sex-addict protagonist. You're you. The guy who makes dumb jokes and charges head-first into traps to save people."
She paused.
"And I care about that guy."
Silence.
I stared at her.
Then slowly reached up, brushing a hand against her cheek.
"You do?"
"I didn't say that."
"You literally just did—"
"Shut up."
Then she kissed me.
Quick. Hard. Real.
And walked away.
Leaving me frozen.
Shaking.
Horny.
And very, very confused.