Pokemon: Reborn As Ditto [Reboot]
Waking up as a puddle of pink goo wasn’t exactly on the career roadmap. But that's the reality one unfortunate man faces after being reborn as a Ditto — shapeshifting squishiness and all — and dropped headfirst into the Pokémon , a world he quickly discovers is far more brutal than the anime let on.
His new life gets off to a roaring start when he picks a beef with Dialga and Palkia, two legendary gods who, for the record, have the temper of angry chihuahuas on a cocaine binge. Things escalate, and his desperate attempt to fight back ends with him accidentally turning Ash Ketchum and his entire entourage into a modern art installation composed of trainer, tragedy, and several tons of falling architecture.
Faced with the prospect of explaining that particular masterpiece to Daddy Arceus—and the subsequent eternal grounding in the Distortion World with that smelly weirdo Giratina—the two panicked gods do the only sensible thing: they smash the big red button on reality and reboot the whole damn timeline to hide the evidence.
Now, stranded in a forest and starting from scratch, he has to survive. But this is no ordinary Ditto. He's unnervingly hard to kill, and he's learning to use his gelatinous form in ways nature never intended. The legends of this world better watch their back doors and backholes, because a new pink terror is about to slime its way up the food chain.
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Opting for a more brutal and realistic pokemon world this time around, where death happens regularly like in manga so better be prepared for that.
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Reboot of the previous story as that one got too much smut and too little plot, and lost its flow. This one had been written by me, an one year older better me, so ofcourse the story is going to be better this time.
Will have less focus on R18 this time. not that it wouldn't be there, but to a lesser degree. And no poke-romance this time...no poll will change that. Read the older version of it if you wanna jerk off.
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This is a wish-fulfillment fanfic, so I would implore you to not take things too deeply.
Contains Sexual Content
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Disclaimer: This Pokémon fanfic is a work of fan-made fiction, and I don't own jack shit. The Pokémon franchise belongs to Game Freak, Nintendo, and all those other clever folks who created this amazing universe. I'm just a rowdy degenerate messing around with their toys. Don't sue me, I'm broke. Also, expect some naughty language, dark themes, and general tomfoolery. You've been warned, so don't come crying to me when your precious Pikachu gets roflstomped. Now, sit back, relax, and let's get this wild ride started!
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