[Ding! MILF SYSTEM ACTIVATED.]
[Welcome, Host. Commencing Libido Sync…]
I died at the age of sixty-nine.
I know—fitting. The old me would've found that hilarious.
Not that there was much to laugh about as I laid in a hospital bed, tubes up my nose and a nurse yelling something I couldn't hear. My vision had faded. My thoughts were fuzzy. Then… darkness.
But when I opened my eyes again—
BOOM.
Classroom ceiling.
Buzzing fluorescent lights.
Uniformed students sitting around me.
And a massive pair of boobs directly in my line of sight—thanks to the teacher leaning over my desk with a tight blouse and a scowl.
"Mr. Kurozawa," she snapped, "I'd appreciate it if you'd stop gawking and actually pay attention in my class."
Wait… Kurozawa?
That was my name, but this wasn't my body. My bones didn't ache, my back wasn't stiff, and holy hell—was that a full head of thick black hair?
I tilted my head to the window and caught my reflection in the glass:
Young. Sharp. Hot.
Definitely not the wrinkled old bastard I used to be.
Reincarnation?
Wish fulfillment?
Or…
[Ding! You have been granted the MILF SYSTEM.]
[System Host: Kurozawa Ren | Physical Age: 18 | Mental Age: 69 | Status: Reborn]
My eye twitched.
MILF… System?
[New System Feature Unlocked: Affection Scan.]
[Target Identified: Tanaka, Hana | Role: Homeroom Teacher | Age: 38 | Compatibility: 94%]
[Bond Trait: Stern Punishment | Bra Color: Black Lace]
[New Quest: "Make the Teacher Blush" — Reward: +10 Affection, +1 Charisma]
My eyes widened. WHAT?!
Mrs. Hana Tanaka glared at me like she could see every dirty thought flickering behind my suddenly very alert brain. Long legs in heels. Tight blouse that was definitely one button away from a wardrobe malfunction. Hair in a strict bun, glasses perched low. She looked like every hot teacher fantasy I'd ever had.
And now I was 18 again. With a SYSTEM that wanted me to flirt with her?
Oh, this was dangerous.
"I asked you a question, Kurozawa," she said coolly, arms crossed beneath her chest. "Or are you too busy fantasizing again?"
Well…
If the System wanted a show…
I gave her a slow grin. "I'm just a little distracted, sensei. You look… absolutely stunning today. It's hard to focus with you in front of me."
The class gasped.
A few boys chuckled.
One girl actually dropped her pen.
Mrs. Tanaka blinked. Her face remained stern, but I saw the way one brow twitched… and the slightest flush crept up her neck.
[Quest Progress: 75%]
[Skill Unlocked: Panty Sense Lv.1 – "You can now detect nearby lingerie styles + minor confidence buff."]
"Flattery will get you detention," she snapped, turning sharply and walking back to the board.
Oh, baby. The view from behind was criminal. Tight skirt, swaying hips.
I hadn't felt this alive since… well, ever.
My fingers twitched as I mentally opened the System Menu.
[MILF SYSTEM – MAIN MENU]
💕 Bond Radar: Detects nearby women 30+
🔥 Lust Sync: Boosts charm against MILFs
🎯 Quest Log: Complete social/intimate missions for rewards
💋 Affection Meter: Ranges 0 (stranger) to 100 (obsessed)
🎁 Perk Tree: Unlock abilities through bonding (literally)
New Quest notifications popped up like a fever dream:
[Daily Quest: Make 1 MILF Smile]
[Side Quest: Peek Without Getting Caught]
[Secret Quest: Discover Mrs. Tanaka's "Fanfic Folder"]
I could've moaned.
But I kept it together.
Barely.
By the time lunch rolled around, I had a minor case of mental whiplash. Reincarnated. New body. System that was clearly built for seducing older women.
My old self had been a lonely, grumpy old man with a dying libido. Now? I was eighteen, with stamina to spare, a System whispering MILF secrets in my head, and a body that made heads turn when I walked.
This was heaven.
Or purgatory.
I wasn't sure yet.
"Ren!" a voice called out. A familiar one.
Turning, I saw Kenta Arai, my supposed best friend in this new life, waving me over. His lunchbox was already open, but he nudged another one toward me.
"My mom packed yours again. Said you looked too skinny."
Yumi Arai. The name sent a ripple through my System.
[Target: Yumi Arai | Age: 41 | Role: Best Friend's Mom | Compatibility: 97%]
[Trait: Overly Doting | Affection: 52]
[Unlocked Item: Bento of Love – restores 25 stamina + bonus effect if fed directly]
…oh we are so going to visit his house after school.
Back in class, Mrs. Tanaka called me up during a reading session.
"You, Kurozawa. Read page 42."
I stood. Walked up to the front. Held the book, but looked at her instead.
She was watching me. Not like a teacher watches a student. More like… someone who couldn't decide whether to slap me or sit on me.
[Final Quest Triggered.]
["Make the Teacher Blush" — Status: Complete.]
I looked her in the eyes and said in a low voice, only loud enough for her to hear:
"You wear black lace, don't you?"
The pen in her hand snapped.
[Affection +10 | Charisma +1 | New Skill: Verbal Tease Lv.1 Unlocked.]
"See me after class," she said, voice flat—but her ears were bright red.
I grinned as I walked back to my seat, the words from the System echoing like music in my skull:
[New Quest Unlocked: "Private Detention"]
[Objective: Survive the next 30 minutes with Mrs. Tanaka alone. Reward: ???]
To be continued…