Elon musk enters the Oval Office as Trump is sitting down ready to sign the big beautiful bill, Elon is very clearly mad almost on the verge of tears he walks up to trump and says "what the hell do you think you doing idiot" trump looks up pen still in hand "I'm going to sign this great bill the best bill I've ever sign there has never been a better bill" he says pridefully.
Elon cannot believe Trump is he really going to betray him "Trump please rethink this what about us" he says slightly sobbing his eyes fill with tears as trump puts down his pen and walks up to him "listen it's nothing personal it's just this is the greatest bill it will save us money so much money the most money ever" he's says in softer tone trying to calm Elon down.
Elon does not buy it seeing that he's clearly not doing it for him or the country but for somebody else he's doing it for himself to please his desire as he realizes that the slightly pushes trump back and says "your being selfish you can't do something that only you benefit from" he hopes to reach him through words but it doesn't work Trump is too far gone "Listen to me Elon this is the most money we will ever same the best bill ever the biggest bill ever" he's says that but his voice gives away that he doesn't believe that himself.
Elons eyes fill with tears as he slaps Trump and says "Stop pretending like you want this idiot this is not you, you would never act like this" he runs away crying leaving Trump there his hand on his cheek were Elon slapped him he's still in disbelief this is the first time he hit him.
As Elon is walking out JD rushes in looking all worried "Mr president we have bigger problems" he puts down a folded on the table "these are bad news" JD states being in full panic mode but Trump doesn't react still shocked from Elons slap.
JD sees trumps unresponsiveness and grabs the glass of ice cold water off of trumps desk and splashes it on him "Hello? Earth to Trump?" Trump quickly jolts from the cold water hitting him and looks around confused as if he just woke up.
JD clears his throat "Now we have more important things talk about" he opens the folder revealing a large quantity of documents and photos "These were found in the forest of the Sierra Nevada" he's says giving Trump a picture of a 5G tower "Do you know what that is?" He says Trump looks up and says "it looks like a tower a beautiful tower one of the best I saw" JD sighs and says "That is a liberal mind control tower it turns people liberal"
Trumps eyes widen "I thought they were fake like the fake media that's the NBC" JD hands him a document labeled [TOP SECRET] "this is what our agents discovered apparently Gavin is planning on staging AA false flag attacks to have a referendum on leaving the United States and becoming its own country the Republic of California" Trump reads over the document.
JD sits down on the desk "but no worries me and Patel got it under control" he smirks and takes out another folder from his jacket and hands it to trump "don't read this now it's too secret and I mean too secret only me Patel and you know about this" Trump looks at it and then back to JD "well in that case I'll read it somewhere more private" JD jumps down from the desk whispering into trumps ear "meet me in the rose garden" then he leaves the Oval Office leaving Trump alone again.
Trump puts the secret plan into his coat before opening the previous folder with the 5G brain control tower learning more about their plan on blowing up the Sacramento state library and blaming it on MAGA terrorists before staring up the multiple 5G towered making anyone conservative turn into a liberal he finishes reading it and hides it in his secret drawer before leaving the Oval Office and walking outside into the Rose Garden.
When he arrives there he sees JD and Patel already there waiting for him "Took you long enough" said Patel, Trump walked up to them them all standing in. A triangle like formation "So anything you need me from me" Trump says looking at JD, Vance shifts his weight from one foot to another and says "well it's just that the people in the office would not like the news in that top secret folder and they might have to stop up before we begin."
Trump takes out the folder "what's in here anyway" he says examining it carefully, Patel speaks up "it's our ticket to stop all liberals" Trump looks a him suspiciously "and how exactly would it help us" he says examining Patels expression "we found out that the center of the universe is here in North America" Trumps eyes light up "so the the Egyptians were right" he says quietly almost as if he was mumbling.
JD looks at Trump "they were right about the general location but we have suspicions it's not near the Mississippi but more east" Patel speaks up "it's most likely to be east coast due to the universal shift in the balance plane" both JD and Trump look at him like he's crazy "sorry" said Patel, "anyway if we can find the center of the universe it's would be easier to open the gates of heaven allowing a new age of prosperity" said JD looking at Trump.
Trump looks pleased with these news "that's great news some of the best news I've heard in a long time" he looks pleased for once as he turns to Patel "now do me a favor and find the exact center of the universe" Patel looks nervous but nods agreeing with Trump wanting to help him "yes sir I um... will do" he says timidly trying not look at Trump.
Trump turns back around and start walking away and says "we are done here report when you find something new" JD and Patel nod before walking away also their own separate ways.