If you know your Greek mythology, a Rhodesian being a father of the Colossus of Rhodes should be grossly inaccurate but is it not. Nothing inaccurate there, if you modernize the myth and make it reality. Reality is, there was once a sun god who sunned every god till his sun sat on hindsight. Hindsight, as everyone knows, is 20/20. 2020 is when the Helios of underground rap was last seen. Last seen at lunch break with the chocolate conquistadors, he never returned to class (of rapping) so what actually happened.
Some say he flew away on a lotus to lands unknown. Others say that the chocolate conquistadors, you know, conquered his chocolate and left him with no skin. Then there are those who say that something bad happened to him. Did something BADBADNOTGOOD happen to him?