Thomas in The Lighthouse is not Thomasin for Thomasin is The Witch who skirted around The Lighthouse on her journey to see The Northman who she did see but not as The Witch, merely 'a witch,' a regression so profound only The Lighthouse Thomas could understand for he also regressed, a come-down from demigod to fool full of dick jokes and weird-little-guy energy so who can blame him for wanting to be the big man in his next Eggers role? Not Robert for he made him big on vampire hunting and as an added bonus, he actually survives this time.
