I fucking *hate* random life events. Anything that fucks with my stable routine and inner peace? Instant enemy. Until it's dealt with, my brain's in overdrive, burning double the energy.
Seeing "Summons" on that letter? My chest's churning with anxiety and dread. Did I go too far? Can't lie—there's shit that nags at me. Not pointing fingers, but… my sister, Ji-min? Or Harin's cuck husband, Deok-bae? Maybe some League randos I trashtalked? Just "police" makes my brain spiral into a million what-ifs.
Deep breath. Rip open the summons.
[Case No. JK1234567]
[Shin Jang-seok, please visit XX Police Station Special Investigations Unit on [Date].]
[Officer: Constable Jung Min-ju]
"What the fuck?"
No clue why they're calling me. Special Investigations? Crime shit?
Gotta dig deeper. Scan the QR code—links to the police site, showing my case.
[Shin Jang-seok (Male), Address: XX-gu XX-ro 149-12, Confirmed Fertile, Assigned to Special Investigations, Constable Jung Min-ju]
Fertile…
I don't even like raw fish.
…Wait, not that kind?
Dictionary says "fertile" means ability to knock up chicks. My cock's baby-making power.
No way!
They onto me? Government ball-hunters? Gonna drag me to a lab for experiments?
Nah, that's bullshit. It's not like I've got telekinesis. Getting locked up for fucking? Doesn't add up.
But in Reboot World, if I'm the only guy who can fuck proper… maybe the government *would* care.
I haven't reported shit…
What would I even report?
"Name: Shin Jang-seok! My cock's rock-hard! Cums fine!"
"Lock him up!"
"Take this! Hard-Cock Swing!"
'…'
Imagining it, I'm just some dumbass causing a scene at the station.
Still, a summons for my "fertility" screams bad news for my ass.
Then…
[Online Support Service]
An AI bot pops up, ready to answer my questions.
[Hello, Shin Jang-seok. How can I assist you?]
[Got a summons. Can I skip it?]
Lame-ass question, I know.
[We can assign an officer for a home visit. Would you like that?]
Officer? Home visit?
[Officers are typically rookie female police trained to minimize discomfort for male clients.]
Hmmm?
I stare at the chat, thinking. Like Dahye's visit, a home call suits my hikikomori vibes. Dragging myself to a bright, crowded police station? Fuck that.
Kinda tempting…
[What kinda women you got?]
[Any preferred style?]
??
This is a police officer bot, right? Not a call-girl service?
Never done hookers, but I'm thrown. The bot starts uploading headshots of female cops, listing sizes, traits, names—full profiles.
"They're all hot."
Pick one, and she shows up?
[All are top-rated Special Investigations officers, scoring 9.8+ from male clients.]
'Male clients?'
Some VIP male escort service or what?
But their tits are small. Not tiny, but after Dahye, Harin, Ji-min's massive jugs, these are weak.
[Why's everyone flat?]
[Large breasts are less preferred by male clients. Are larger breasts acceptable?]
[Hell yeah. Got any with huge tits *and* ass?]
Chat's turned into picking an onahole.
[Searching…]
[How about this officer?]
The pick's got Dahye-level tits, but I'm curious.
[Who's the biggest? Tits, ass, prettiest?]
Bot narrows to one.
[This officer has no male clients but earned top marks at the academy.]
How's a chick with such crude tits and a gorgeous face a cop? This world's fucked.
No male cops?
'Maybe not…'
With male hormones tanked, women handling law enforcement makes sense.
'She's fucking hot, though.'
No male clients—probably not "boyfriend" clients—but her lack of picks baffles me. She's stunning.
Name: Kang Su-bin.
Unlike other cops with neat ponytails, Su-bin's hair is short, like a track-team girl. But her soft, pale skin screams feminine. Face? Pure, unlike Harin and Sorin's sultry vibe. Short hair highlights her delicate, pretty features.
'Staring at her ID photo like a perv feels weird…'
She's a cop, probably aced school and grinded at the academy. Does she know a shut-in's ogling her stats?
Zero male experience? Sounds sexual—my cock's twitching.
[Biggest tits for sure?]
[Updating profile.]
"Whoa."
Not just a headshot—full-body in uniform.
Reboot's cop uniform's different. Not like old-school Korean ones. Looks like late-90s/early-2000s designs—sky-blue, made for a "friendly" vibe, worn by a hot actress in a movie. But with a skirt.
…Cop uniform, right?
'Reboot normalized this too?'
Guess in a world of horny chicks, skirts aren't weird. More practical than pants if you don't care about flashing.
"Anyway…"
Her sky-blue top's stretched tight over her massive tits. Even with a cinched waist—cop dress code's strict—her jugs look ready to rip through bra and shirt.
'Fucking crude tits.' Wanna bury my face…
Height: 168cm. Taller than Dahye, shorter than Harin. Black stockings hug thick thighs, ass *huge*…
'Holy shit.'
Top-tier crude body among chicks I've seen. Her pure face clashes with this porn-star figure. No wonder Reboot guys skipped her—too much for their frail asses. She's walking hentai.
[Tell me about Kang Su-bin.]
Braced for "specializes in rolling blowjobs" or "titfuck master," but…
[Constable Kang Su-bin, joined [Date]. Healthy, fertile body and strong endurance. Assigned to Special Investigations.]
Feels like spying on her life—weird.
Strong endurance? Opposite of me. My skills? Cumming and gacha. She's my polar opposite.
[Excelled in training, particularly endurance.]
[When encountering males capable of erection, many officers prioritize personal desires over duty. Constable Kang Su-bin is rated highly for professionalism and performance.]
[Resists temptation easily but is diligent and devoted.]
[Applied to Special Investigations to "be needed by someone."]
Hmmm…
Erection talk in a cop profile? Reboot World, so whatever. Her touching intro almost gets sleazy.
Prioritizes duty. Stellar endurance… Cops need that, but hers is elite.
[Pick Kang Su-bin.]
[Set visit date.]
Calendar pops up like booking a repairman. Home visit beats police station.
I lock in Su-bin, picking a date.
[Completed.]
[Notified Constable Kang Su-bin.]
[Enter your number for contact. Proceed?]
Hmmm. Why not?
Giving my number to a hot, busty cop? Won't fuck my peace.
[Shin Jang-seok's number entered.]
Visit scheduled. Soon…
[Special Investigations, Constable Kang Su-bin. Assigned to Shin Jang-seok. Pleased to meet you.]
Polite text arrives.
[Same here.]
[Visit on [Date], correct?]
[Yeah.]
[Understood. I'll visit at 18:00. Any needs, please inform me.]
Hmmm…
Ask why I'm summoned? Too much hassle. Sounds like a long talk.
She's a hot cop explaining shit in person—good enough.
[What about attire?]
Huh?
I pick her clothes?
[Police uniform, please.]
Meeting a cop, right? Not high-tech escort…
'Thinking that's rude…'
My bad habit—letting lust drive extreme impulses. Gotta chill. She's a cop. Handcuffs and jail? My peace's fucked.
Alright…
"Time to grind Beatrice-chan's skills~~."
Fun life-wasting hours! Let's go!
"Show those wallet warriors who's boss!"
Her 1-skill full heal's busted. Can't die unless Beatrice-chan says so. High-tier healer meta begins.
[Shin Ji-min - Sis is off work.]
[Shin Ji-min - Jang-seok, let's talk.]
[Shin Ji-min - Jang-seok?]
Ignore. Ignore.
No reply on purpose. Got backlog grind to do.