Fun Fact: Remember the Russian Sleep Experiment? Apperantly the Survivor of it is an SCP to be precise SCP-957.
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[2005 September 1, Pangaea, 3243000000 September 1, SCP-3008, IKEA, Pasay, Philippines, Earth, SCP World, SCP Universe]
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[Felix Harp Pov]
We start of this Chapter zooming in Felix singing "Luck be a Lady" by Frank Sinatra using his Wand broadcasting where he is to the SCP-3008-2's of course he casted the Amplifying Charm while behind him is tons of SCP-3008-2 binded connected to Felix of course Felix casted the Feather-Light Charm first if he didn't he wouldn't be able to drag them.
Felix: "How about another Song Folks! That's Life by Frank Sinatra anybody?"
Felix then pointed his Wand at the air infront of him messing around for no reason.
Felix: "I'll take that as a yes. Alright!"
Felix: "That's life that's life, That's what all the people say. You're riding high in April, Shot down in May. But I know I'm gonna change that tune, When I'm back on top, back on top in June."
SCP-3008-2 (B): "THE STORE IS NOW CLOSED. PLEASE EXIT THE B.u...l...d...i...n...g."
SCP-3008-2 (C): "THE STORE IS NOW CLOSED. PLEASE EXIT THE BU...l...d...i...n...g."
SCP-3008-2 (D): "THE STORE IS NOW CLOSED. PLEASE EXIT THE BUL...d...i...n...g."
All 3 SCP-3008-2 Said rather aggressively isn't that rude? Well better show them Manner's.
Felix then saw 3 SCP-3008-2 he then silently casted the Freezing Charm that made the SCP-3008-2's slow down one by one.
Felix: "I said that's life that's life, And as funny as it may seem. Some people get their kicks, Stomping on a dream. But I don't let it, let it get me down. Cause this fine old world, it keeps spinnin' around."
Felix sang while dancing around the 3 SCP-3008-2. The 3 SCP-3008-2 tried grabbing him but his in the effect of the Freezing Charm so it would take long.
Felix: "I've been a puppet, a pauper, a pirate, a poet
A pawn and a king. I've been up and down and over and out, And I know one thing, Each time I find myself, Flat on my face. I pick myself up and get. Back in the race!"
Felix then dodged each of the SCP-3008-2 effortlessly.
Felix: "That's life that's life, I tell you, I can't deny it, I thought of quitting, baby. But my heart just ain't gonna buy it, And if I didn't think it was worth one single try. I'd jump right on a big bird and then I'd fly."
Felix then casted the Stunning Spell giving each SCP-3008-2 one Spell each.
Felix: "I've been a puppet, a pauper, a pirate, a poet
A pawn and a king. I've been up and down and over and out, And I know one thing. Each time I find myself layin', Flat on my face. I just pick myself up and get. Back in the race."
Felix then danced around.
Felix: "That's life that's life. That's life and I can't deny it, Many times I thought of cutting out but my heart won't buy it. But if there's nothing shaking come this here July, I'm gonna roll myself up. In a big ball and die. My, my."
And Finally Felix silently casted the Incarcerous Spell binding the 3 SCP's.
Felix: "And~ that's 3 for 1 ain't that one sweet deal."
Felix then casted the Feather-Light Charm into the Rope and tied the Rope to himself.
Felix: "Anyways how long does has it been since i've Stunned that first one..."
Felix then heard a weird bone cracking noise behind him and then a voice he knows to damn well to be precise the first SCP-3008-2 he knocked out.
SCP-3008-2 (A): "THE STORE IS NOW CLOSED. PLEASE EXIT THE BUIL-"
Before the SCP-3008-2 could finish it's sentence Felix pointed his Wand at it without looking and casted one of his favorite Spell the Stunning Spell.
Felix: "Yup! The Stunning Spell is wearing off i need to find a place to gather this Slenderman wannabe's."
Felix can't find any location to hide this SCP's so he will create one. Felix then looked down and pointed his Wand at the Ground infront of him and casted the Gouging Spell as loud as possible to achieve better effect.
Felix: "DEH-FOH-DEE-OH!"
Felix then created a Huge Hole infront of his Feet the Hole is bigger than your Mom's of course. And nodded.
Felix: "This would do."
Felix then undid his Incarcerous Spell and one by one lowered the SCP-3008-2 one even woke up so Felix Punched it then fall to the Hole and accidentally died, You would expect the other SCP-3008-2 body to cushion it but the idiot hitted its Head in the Wall and died... So anyways moving on the whole process took atleast 4 Minutes.
*Whistle*
Felix: "Finally done! Anyways time to finish my Daily Exercise and find that Candy Store... I mean i remember IKEA having an grocery store so hope there is an Candy Store."
Before Felix could walk away he made sure to Transfigurate something Huge so that he would remember where he is keeping those SCP-3008-2's so what did he Transfigurate? A Giant Wooden Sign saying "Property Of Felix"...
Felix: "Done! And done! Anyways System pulled out my Boomstic- i-i meant Broomstick."
After saying those word's a Black and Gold colored Broomstick appeared in his Left Hand saying Nimbus 2000.
Felix then flew away not knowing that someone was observing him.
[❤️To Be Continued❤️]
* Writing Joke's in the middle of writing a serious FanFic is actually a neet way to find idea's like Singing and "Accidentaly" killing a thing that you we're suppose to save...
-𝗛𝗮𝗿𝘃𝗲𝘆 (𝗔𝘂𝘁𝗵𝗼𝗿)
* I changed the FanFic's name i think its more fitting. But i think Magical School sounds better...
-𝗛𝗮𝗿𝘃𝗲𝘆 (𝗔𝘂𝘁𝗵𝗼𝗿)
*His using his Left Hand to cast the Spell's while his Right Hand is holding the Wand aka his Microphone.
-𝗛𝗮𝗿𝘃𝗲𝘆 (𝗔𝘂𝘁𝗵𝗼𝗿)
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Words: 1021 Words
Writen: March 24 2022
Posted: March 25 2022